This ability of the sorcerer will wipe any one song of your choosing from the pages of history, as if it never existed! Gone from our reality. They were going to do it anyway, but they’re making you choose.
Which song would you pick?
(If you really can’t narrow it down to one, then try narrowing to three)
~picture credit goes to zenart07 , DeviantArt~
Guns and roses’ remake of knockin on heavens door. I love Bob Dylan and refuse to let it ruin the original!
It is extremely bad
That god damned Megan Trainor Gucci song. I hate it so much.
That stupid song that gets used in every Youtube short (Time and Hope - Cinematic)
Granted. Now everyone rolls back to Tobu - Candyland
Mr. Brightside by the killers… fuck that song, fuck that song so much. My hatred of that song extends to everything else the killers do without ever hearing them
It was only a kiss!
Guess what? It’s been in the charts consistently for over 8 years and is currently #61.
It was only a kiss…
It was only a kiss!
Never move to Britain then. It’s essentially our national anthem at this point…
It was only a kiss…
It was only a kiss!
A Kid Rock song and there are so many good candidates I can’t decide.
Because it’s already starting again, “Last Christmas”. Fuck that garbage piece of shit song that’s ruining the lives of everyone that has to work in retail during Christmas.
I love this song.
I’m very happy for you.
That was far the from the worst IMO, The 12 Days of Christmas played 3 times in a row by 3 different singers once, I almost quit on the spot.
Baby Shark. The entire time that ducking song was making it’s rounds through society, I managed to avoid it. I knew it was repetitive and awful, and through good fortune and luck, it missed me completely.
Then I watched the new season of Umbrella Academy. Those motherfuckers.
*motherduckers
The story of Baby Shark is kind of interesting. It used to be a camp song in the 90s. It didn’t become ridiculously popular until the infamous YouTube video that everyone knows. Various people and institutions have tried to sue for ownership, but it was ruled public domain. Anyone can release their own version of Baby Shark if they want.
Last Christmas by Wham!
Oh, probably this song or one like it:
Yes, it was a real song, published in London in 1900.
Thanks, I hate it.
“…he sold the wool from off his head” wtf
fuck, it gets worse the longer you look at it.
There are a few explicitly racist songwriters from more recent times that don’t have any historical aspect.
The Gummy Bear song. I have no proof, but I think it has some kind of brain dissolving frequency.
English or German version?
The German one is the sound of my childhood. Haven’t heard it since though.
Kars 4 Kids.
That one justin bieber song from when he first got famous
Entry of the Gladiators
If that song had never existed
Which military march would get turned into clown music?
‘My Heart Will Go On’ by Celine Dion
Too easy.
- “Tubthumping” by “Chumbawumba”. It is easly the most annoying and obnoxious song, and the lyrics are so stupid.
IF the wizard feels particularly generous, I have more:
- “Hey Soul Sister” by “Train”
- “All Summer Long” by “Kid Rock”
- “Dragostea Din Tei” by “O-Zone” (the maya hee maya ho song)
There are so many more, but just thinking of them makes me angry, so I’ll stop.
Yeah, the What Makes This Song Stink on “Hey Soul Sister” made me never want to hear it again for all my days
Hi it’s the music police, your taste is criminal
I don’t know you, but I hope you stub your pinky toe. Tubthumping is a goddamned global treasure and you’re a bad person for disagreeing.
