When a man marries his mistress he creates a job opening.
Is everyone too distracted by the cringe to be infuriated at the punctuation? Wtf is happening with those quotation marks?
Welcome to the 1950s. They used quotes to make it clear it was the pictured character saying that. They also standardized using quotes to identify the motto on businesses and trucks. The SomeECards meme format is a caricature of that.
Bill’s Burgers “We serve pleasure”
Jack’s towing “Reliable hookers”
Manny’s Milk “We’ll deliver that white cream that puts a smile on your wife’s face”
The use of a pretend quote is one thing, but what is the middle quotation mark doing?
Manny’s Milk “We’ll deliver that white cream” that puts a smile on your wife’s face"
I was too distracted by the punctuation to really care about the cringe.
I read it 3 times trying to figure out where the quote was supposed to be before I gave up and came to the comments.
In my case, YEP.
Yikers, this will go well
Keep us updated 😄
I unfriended soneone I knew because she posted ecard cringe too often.
He lied to his wife, but surely he won’t lie to me, his wife.
I never thought leopards would eat MY face…
Lessons will be learned here
Lessons will be available at least, even if nobody decides to take away anything from them.
No, they won’t.
doubt
So you’re an optimist then.
He cheated to get her, he’ll cheat to get the next one.
She believes he’ll be loyal to her cause she dedicates all of her time to him. She’s a bit delusional to say the least…
And he will be, until the next opportunity presents itself.
how anyone can be this short-sighted is beyond me
Besides the “meme” being cringe inducing garbage at a similar level to ‘live, laugh, love’. Just seems like copium or self aggrandising.
Most home wreckers are self aggrandizing hypocritical narcissists, so… yeah.
I guess she has to cope somehow since it has not even been a year since they got married and they already had a huge fight. She complained about his kids staying over at their house (ex wife has them for 2 weeks, then he has them for 2 weeks) cause she hates kids & doing stuff for them; and he got very angry and essentially told her to get the fuck out if she doesn’t like it cause she knew what she was signing up for and to never talk badly about his children again cause they come before her. She truly dreamed that after he divorces he’ll drop his entire family and start a brand new life with her.
Ah. The blissful happy ending that they both deserve. Thank you for sharing.
Fucking pathetic
Your sister sounds immature. Might help if she did therapy or even a self help book.
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Are people not allowed to have a huge fight until after 1 year in the relationship?
Fights happen. A relationship that never fights is unrealistic and a problem. This insinuates to others that fighting in the first year is bad or wrong, and that’s just not necessarily true.
It’s like you read the first sentence and then stopped
A relationship that never fights is unrealistic and a problem
I’m not sure how you define “fight.” For me (and probably many others), it conjures an image of violence.
A lot of people in relationships resolve disagreements through discussion. If a partner were unable to discuss an issue without getting violent (even non-physical violence, like shouting), they wouldn’t remain my partner. Point is, being able to resolve issues in a mature way is a basic requirement for many relationships.
I know that isn’t everyone’s experience though. I can only imagine how much crap you’ve been through for “relationship fights” to feel so normal. I’m sorry, that has to really suck. :(
In a marriage/committed partnership, I think most people would consider a fight to be an argument with raised voices and some ill feeling. I really don’t think most people consider shouting to be violent. Upsetting, maybe, but violent?
Fair enough. But do most people really think it’s healthy to shout at their partners when they disagree over something? I’m kind of shocked at how many people are voting as if that’s a normal expectation in a relationship.
I think what OP was pointing out was the severity of the fight, and the way that it has illustrated fundamentally different expectations of this new relationship so soon – not just that there has been a fight within the first year because you’re right, disagreements are normal and usually healthy.
Fights happen for sure. But the reason? She has no fore thought.
Wow, I knew she wouldn’t be the brains of any operation but I didn’t think I’d be siding with the cheating douchefuck so completely. Like, she’s really got those premium blinders on to think all that, damn. Unless he had said he’d leave it all but at that point I don’t believe either of them enough to make any judgement or assumption.
Pretty sure memes like that are always intended to be taken as satire. They used to be a quite popular format.
I mean it doesn’t seem like his sister thinks it’s satire. Poes law etc
Ugh, this entire concept makes me want to wash my eyeballs, both the cheating, the homewrecking, the justifying it after the fact, and the gloating too.
And let’s face it, she’s no longer the mistress because there’s a new one
Wife is a little bit like a car. It should have big bumpers, be easy to live with, give you a smile when you use it first thing in the morning. And if it refuses to perform the way it used to, there may be a time for a new car.
Expecting downvotes now 😂
Good one grandpa, let’s get you to bed.
Yeah, down voted for tired old sexist joke…
That this new husband probably tells unironically.
Your partner is lucky to have you
Yes, and if she keeps performing, I will definitely keep her.
You can tell this is the look he was going for by his calling downvoters “simpletons”.
HiLaRiOuS
Misogyny aside for a second - what car gives you a smile when you “use” it?
Am I the only one who sees the faces in the tail lights of the cars in front of me?
Kia Stinger GT, I get a smile everytime I look at mine, and it’s rear wheel biased, so you can make it’s rear slide when taking corners.
There are much better value, smile per money things out there though
One which performs of course. And no misogyny involved at all, just realism.
There certainly is misogyny in that joke, but it’s very clear you’re doing this on purpose.
Ssshhh, that may blow simpletons brains out.
Obviously not, you still have brains enough to type.
Yes, sweetie. And the obvious conclusion is…?
It’s a misogynistic relic of a joke. Enjoy the downvotes.
Who let their senile grandpa out of the nursing home?
I don’t get it. Care to explain what exactly is humorous about your “joke”?
I doubt in my abilities to explain anything to a person of your ability.
Oh. So it’s not actually funny. Got it.
You see? That’s exactly what I meant when I mentioned your abilities.
Do you… actually think you’re funny?
Holy shit that’s fucking sad
Holy shit that’s fucking sad
Abilities, sweetie 🤣
If someone will cheat with you, they’ll cheat on you.
This is a great slogan but it’s not an absolute. It’s definitively based on an emotional response to a feeling of betrayal, and while I can agree that it’s likely in most scenarios, I really do wish people wouldn’t just spout it as if it is a defining characteristic of every cheating party in history.
It’s pretty damn close to being an absolute. As someone who has never been involved in an adulterous relationship in any form, I would never get with someone who has cheated. They have shown they are absolutely willing to violate an intimate partners trust, lie about it, and leave them (likely with little to no guilt). If they can do it once, they can, and likely will, do it again.
Passionate love and Companionate love are two different things. And passionate love never lasts forever. If you’re with someone who is willing to cheat to find that passionate love, then when it dies with you, they are likely to go on to the next short term passionate love.
If you want to make the argument that someone cheated in a relationship with an abusive partner, there are still substantial red flags there. Without showing how they’ve made great strides to be a different person (therapy, self improvement, etc) I can’t see them being a trustworthy long term partner. And there is no way someone could have made those improvements if they went from one partner immediately to the next.
Certainly not true 100% of the time, but absolutely worth keeping in mind, especially if one is naive or emotionally immature.
People who go to prison are more likely to re-offend by an exorbitant rate in America. This is because the system is set up to make them fail. Do you want to be the change in the world you want to see or do you want to set people up to fail by making the entire topic completely one-sided and vilifying everyone involved.
Are you trying to say that society is designed to make men cheat? Really?
Adultery used to be a criminal offense.
The recurrence rate of cheaters cheating again is staggering.
Do you want a solutions based conversation or an emotionally supportive one. Because my point isn’t about the recidivism rates of cheaters but about the fact that labels hurt any and all conversations involving them by smothering the flow of conversation. Meaning someone who is in a situation that might lead to cheating will not seek or is not likely to get advice that would mitigate such behavior.
You sound like someone who has cheated.
At the risk of sounding like i must be a cheater myself, are you suggesting that once someone cheats they are no longer a human worthy of empathy and nuanced consideration of circumstances?
eh, it is a sign of character, I think it’s safe to assume. it’s on them to prove otherwise to be honest.
Why are there three instances of " ?? Where is the fourth one? Make it make sense.
This is a precise punctuation zone.
We only allow the use of a single “?” here.
Please correct before continuing on your way, sir.
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He was searching it too and found a woman
“It’s funny she called ME a thief, but now SHE doesn’t have a car and I do. Maybe I should have been called the ‘owner’ all along.”
“They all called ME the spectre of death, but…”
