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bumping for the 1337 haxorz
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If the trouble shooters are all artless students then what do expect from whoever is running that website?
Hahahahahahaha
Expert at dumbassery
You understand the assignment people.
I do, but say I was… Let’s call it “clueless”, what would a simpleton like me do to exploit such a thing?
It looks like it’s been patched. I couldn’t find solid instructions anyway. But if I do, I’m sure someone will post an easy to use shell script.
- only if you’re behind like 7 proxies
And you gotta bounce it off satellites.
What did you expect from a department named after a memecoin anyways
The meme came first. Then the coin. Then Elon. It used to be innocent.
Considering elon is also a joke, the history repeats itself
I still think it’s incredible he named his not yet an actual government department after a should-be-treated-as-a-security-by-the-SEC that he pumped and dumped
Ah, I see. That’s the efficiency they’re looking for.
Crowd source your database, what could go wrong?
This is so embarassing. It can’t be the case that these idiots are actually in control of the united states.
It can’t be the case that these idiots are actually in control of the united states.
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There’s a double entendre there if you’re familiar with the Russian language
As a Russian speaker, I don’t understand this. Could you elaborate?
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Does “ужасшоу” sound kind of like “asshole”?
Nah they have people helping them. At any second you could stop and they would have no power. But you continually support their project
Hah?
It all seems to be rushed and it’s all an attack on political opposition. Doing it well isn’t important. Like a monkey throwing shit at another monkey, they don’t care that they have some shit on their hands, they threw shit at another monkey and that’s what counts. Unfortunately the shit throwing monkeys are the president of the USA and the wealthiest person in the world.
To be fair, healthcare.gov had a rocky rollout too. No gaping security holes AFAIK though, so this is a new low.
The agency they turned into DOGE was responsible for fixing healthcare.gov and preventing future bad roll outs. But they fired the actual talent to replace them with Musk’s interns.
Do you have a source on that? Because that’s just awesome.
What is “Things people have been saying for 10 years?” Alex?
10 years? More like 200 years!
Someone make it show
Doge ⬇️ Trump ⬇️ Congress
I want to see trump get asked about it in the next presser.
Someone needs to post jokes about the Swastika Car to President Xelon, that will piss them both off. Also remind President Felon that xelon is pwning him so hard!!!
Fucking CyberTruck like fucking pile of shit website. What kills me the most is that the fucking things they’re screenshoting, those pages have literal “export to XML” buttons that they could fucking export, save the XML to some shared drive that gets swept, and the put it in some actually secure database.
This whole fucking thing reeks of some fucking weeb ass Roblox hackers whose last project consisted of Lua Script emulating some fucking redstone calculator they wrote in Minecraft. And the export fuction on the thing? It’s just one dimension SUM function CSV exports. Literally no other dimenstions of values to add, shit I would be fucking surprised if a single one of the people writing the goddamn have ever heard of OLAP.
And to top it off, we already have a fucking website that does what this fucking place does, but 846 decillion times better. And it doesn’t have a fucking Instagram esque reel of Tweets of people taking fucking screenshots of an open database.
I can’t wait till the next dumbass gets into the White House and turns this pile of grabage off. Paying these idiots millions to power and run the hardware this pitiful excuse of a website runs on. And all we got for that money is some shit that is about on par as the shit you get from some O’Reilly book called “Building a Government Website Crash Course” with a Bald Eagle dying of bird flu on the cover.
This fucking idiot maybe wants to fucking learn what the hell SQL is.
Username checks out
emulating some fucking redstone calculator they wrote in Minecraft
Let’s stop right here for a bit. With redstone in Minecraft you can make the same logical constructs that in real world lead from a bipolar transistor to a machine capable of decoding your porn in real time. And people, including kids, do design those.
Please show some respect.
Those who make calculators in Minecraft are not the dumb kind.
Literally no other dimenstions of values to add, shit I would be fucking surprised if a single one of the people writing the goddamn have ever heard of OLAP.
But yes, weird to expect almost college kids to have the experience needed. I can imagine some of them having the necessary education, but for a data analyst the mathematical basis is simple and the rest is experience.
So, tell us how you really feel.
I’m here for it
Maybe it’s intentional
I can’t believe people don’t get that. They are trying to delegitimize the parts of our government that help us.
Maybe it’s more sinister than that.
It is far more sinister. They are trying to delegitimize them and then replace them with private corporations that they control. It is a long term plan.
Two of the key ultra conservative goals of P25 are to consolidate power of the executive branch and benefit corporate interests by rolling back regulatory oversight. They are doing a great job of their goal.
3-5% of the population general striking and protesting wildly could turn the tide. People say they can’t afford time off work. They won’t have work, if they don’t. At least not paid work.
Current economic indicators aren’t looking good. If the largest employer in the country performs mass layoffs there’ll be a loooot of people out of work and likely not enough jobs to go around
Someone needs to turn that site into nothing but goatse stat
Make America Goatse Again
Doesn’t seem avoidable.
Please…show this to The Onion. Let The Onion post some updates…it’s their ultimate wet fantasy.
They will fire most of their employees since they’ll get free daily content for the next 4 years.
