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- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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I started reading and though this was someone who had lost their marbles, by target 2 I was hooked.
And next to his original, fully erect penis, was another one. Identical. Bio-engineered, apparently. He struck a pose.
Poetry.
For me it was
— I’d seen weirder things in Perl scripts —
Just perfect. No notes.
Pretty fun (and funny) sci-fi story, the open source katana bit gave me unix surrealism vibes but then again what doesn’t these days.
Thanks! I borrowed the open source katana bit from unix surrealism
How to become a hacker
Average Linux user: Hack the white house
Your mom: Install pi-hole
Fun background info: Trusted Representatives don’t actually carry their shard of the key (to prevent exactly this scenario), they have (iirc) a keycard which allows them to access the secure storage medium where their different pieces are stored.
to prevent exactly this scenario
I’d love to be in the group that brainstormed this exact scenario
Every software system worth its salt should have safeguards against Nokia nunchuck attacks.
And now we move on to the second item on the agenda: Advanced Protection against Shrubbery and Why We Need It
I want to see a live action of this.
Have you seen Blackhat from Micheal Maan. (I’m no hacker/programmer/or whatever techie)
Yeah I did. Honestly, it’s not worth your time.
I had a blast reading this and had some great laughs throughout–thanks for sharing and making my morning!
I love it.
These, after do many decades, are still stupid funny. I can’t help but picture an ugly 13 year old male desperate for companionship but not receiving any.
So good. the vatican while loop one was a lot of fun too
