This old shit was involved in breaking the USA for years and now has the sads about it. Give me a break.

If he’s REALLY concerned about the state of the USA, he should surrender all his crimes and spend the rest of his days in jail.

  • Monkey With A Shell
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    14814 days ago

    Hey turtle boy, remember when you refused to hold a hearing for Obama’s SCOTUS pick with nearly a year left of his term but rushed in one in the last couple months of Trump’s? You know, setting the stage for a completely skewed court that allowed king turd to take control of everything unchecked since everything is legal so long as it was official?

  • Snot Flickerman
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    9014 days ago

    Stop shitting on your own legacy, McConnell. Own this as a result of your own decisions or shut the fuck up.

  • @dogslayeggs@lemmy.world
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    Hey Mitch, remember when you got angry with Obama for telling you your bill was really bad, then you passed the bill anyway, then you got mad when Obama vetoed the bill, then you overrode the veto, then you saw the horrible repercussions of your stupid bill, then you got very angry with Obama for not vetoing your bill hard enough?

    This is like that. You are seeing the repercussions of all the stupid shit you did, even when people told you it was stupid. So you don’t get to act like it is anyone else’s fault but your own for all the stupid shit you did.

  • @Numinous_Ylem@lemmy.world
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    McConnell did this to America. As I far as I’m concerned he’a a goddamn traitor to democracy.

    This is what you wanted Mitch. You raised the leopard about to eat your face, and you deserve it more than almost anyone in Congress.

  • JailElonMusk
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    5714 days ago

    It should say

    “Moscow Mitch, who dedicated his spineliness chinless life to pumping dark money into America politics and selling out his constituents, the constitution, and our freedoms just realized people may not like that”.

    • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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      1514 days ago

      It’s got to be the difference in stress. Evil dudes just don’t stress about the stuff we do. Yemen? Palestine? Ukraine? Black Lives who? They don’t mind any of it.

    • Lemminary
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      Of course, they’re all rich thieves or friends of them. They get the best food and best medicine at the people’s expense.

    • @cmbabul@lemmy.world
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      814 days ago

      I remember the evening of January 6th, he came out with an indignant fire and for the briefest of moments I thought, “fuck yeah, the piece of shit is finally is gonna use his powers for good” and then he proceeded to cave to the impetus of what’s good for the GOP vs what’s good for the country. I will piss on his grave one day if he gets one and the fascists don’t just huck him in a hole with hundreds of others now that he’s outlived his usefulness

  • @A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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    2614 days ago

    And McConnell is the reason why we’re here.

    He doesnt just get to quit the fucking game then suddenly pretend like he had nothing to do with the gameplan, miserable piece of shit.

  • @Wilco@lemm.ee
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    2314 days ago

    Fuck McTurtle, he opened the door for all of this. If the guillotine gets built he will be in line waiting for it.

    • @Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1314 days ago

      He’s a rich evil man. He’ll probably live to be a hundred. I only hope the shock of a leopard eating his face will still his icy heart for good.

  • Tedesche
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    1514 days ago

    Oh, no, the consequences of my actions. I didn’t think I’d see them in my lifetime. This is so unjust!

  • @Stamau123@lemmy.world
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    1514 days ago

    just assumed you’d die before the consequences of your fuckery became apparent? Well, we all hoped you would too.