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@Morph9@lemmy.zip to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish • 11 months ago

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  • @Tattorack@lemmy.world
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    0•11 months ago

    I’d also go for Data, Riker, and LaForge.

    • @nathanjent@programming.dev
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      0•11 months ago

      Now roll for shirt color.

      • @Tattorack@lemmy.world
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        0•10 months ago

        Alright.

        1d4, and this is the order; 1 = red, 2 = yellow, 3 = blue, 4 = green.

        And I got 3, so that’s blue! :D

    • @Nefara@lemmy.world
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      Ehhh debatable if Data is a “man”, and LaForge… well, he wouldn’t be on my list. My picks from TNG to share a turbolift would would be Picard, O’Brien and Riker. Picard would be either ruminating on some deep crisis or current drama and be quiet and majestic. O’Brien would be preoccupied and anxious about some project and trying to build up the courage to talk to the senior officers about it. Riker would be relaxed, polite and crack a joke that would make you chuckle.

      If counting non-human male characters across ST, then Data, Odo and Spock.

      • @Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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        0•11 months ago

        I’ll choose chaos. Picard, Riker, and Q.

        • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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          I feel like you’d have more chaos with Picard, Martok, and Q

          • @Klear@lemmy.world
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            0•10 months ago

            Mariner, Martok, and Q

            • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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              0•10 months ago

              I said chaos, not Galaxy wide devastation

      • @Damage@feddit.it
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        0•11 months ago

        I mean… No Worf? I feel like he’d be the safest choice together with Data

        • @Nefara@lemmy.world
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          0•11 months ago

          Eh, he can have a temper, I know it doesn’t necessarily come up day to day but when he’s pissed he doesn’t always contain his anger. He’s safer than a lot of people but no he doesn’t make my top three. My runner up for top three male non-humans was actually Garak.

          • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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            0•11 months ago

            He’s a cutie! What temper?

            • @angrystego@lemmy.world
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              0•10 months ago

              Cheery Littlebottom?

      • @Delta_V@lemmy.world
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        non-zero chance Riker tries to flirt with you

        • @Nefara@lemmy.world
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          0•10 months ago

          Sure but he would handle rejection well and laugh it off if so. Riker, afaicr, respected signals and consent. He flirted with people who seemed open to it and was perfectly professional to those who weren’t.

    • Rhaedas
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      Luke, Han, and R2D2.

      • @Tattorack@lemmy.world
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        0•11 months ago

        That’s a good combo too.

      • @Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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        0•11 months ago

        I don’t know about feeling “safe” with Han, but unsafe in a good way. Like I trust him but not myself. Artoo could probably plug in and fix the elevator, too.

      • DaPorkchop_ [any]
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        0•10 months ago

        Eh, I’d say R2-D2 doesn’t count as a “man” at all, being neither human nor clearly gendered in any way.

      • @cmbabul@lemmy.world
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        0•11 months ago

        Not Obi-wan?

        • Rhaedas
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          I’m old school. He didn’t make it out of the first movie.

          If I grew up with prequels, then yeah. Chewie as well if I could fit a fourth.

        • CaptainBlagbird
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          0•11 months ago

          What about that boy, what was his name? Anie i think. He seems innocent enough.

    • @i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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      0•11 months ago

      Oopsie poopsie, you got Lore!

      • kamenlady
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        0•11 months ago

        Also the other Riker…

        • @Damage@feddit.it
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          0•11 months ago

          Thomas Riker was alright, it’s not like he’s from the mirror universe

        • Rhaedas
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          I’ll take Thomas Riker any day over Ensign Picard.

        • @idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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          0•11 months ago

          And Geordi has gotten fixated on your engineering skills…

      • @Tattorack@lemmy.world
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    • Farid
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      0•11 months ago

      LaForge is occasionally kinda creepy…

      • @Tattorack@lemmy.world
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        0•10 months ago

        Only if there’s a particularly attractive hologram nearby. Not a problem when stuck in an elevator.

    • @deegeese@sopuli.xyz
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      You need O’Brien to act as a lightning rod for any misfortune.

      • Miles O'Brien
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        Please… No more…

    • @merc@sh.itjust.works
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      Riker?

      • @usernamefactory@lemmy.ca
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        I hardly even know ‘er!

      • @Nefara@lemmy.world
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        0•11 months ago

        He’s charismatic and playfully flirty but receptive to signals and a good communicator. He wouldn’t do anything untoward without consent.

        • @merc@sh.itjust.works
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          0•11 months ago

          Sure, but you’d still come out of the elevator pregnant.

          • @CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de
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            But that would happen completely consensual.

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