• @naeap@sopuli.xyz
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    09 months ago

    You don’t just suck on your old batteries?
    Fucking spoiled rich kids and their pharmacy grade lithium…

    • @ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Wait until they cut Medicaid. People are going to be gnawing on rechargeable AA batteries like it’s chewing tobacco. Maybe C or even D batteries if they need more OnlyFans subscriptions to make rent. It’s going to be like when N.O.R.E. found out Doja Cat was in racial chat rooms showing feet. People are going to find out their crazy but hot girlfriend ate whole car batteries for 8chan.

      This is the America Ted Cruz wants. Vote for me and I will make sure Doja Cat gets the purest lithium.

        • @ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world
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          9 months ago

          There was a time when I didn’t know what those words meant either and I strongly encourage blissful ignorance over doing research only to come away more ignorant. Every time you don’t know what something on the Internet means, read a scientific paper or another few pages of Tolstoy or visit a museum. You’ll be a happier, healthier person.

          • @peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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            09 months ago

            You aren’t kidding in the slightest. I started down the path of DOJA cat in racist chats and Jesus fuck that went off the rails real fast.

            • chingadera
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              09 months ago

              Alright alright alright, what the fuck are you guys getting into?

              Gimme the links

      • @naeap@sopuli.xyz
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        09 months ago

        Do you have lithium 9 volt blocks or do you only get your zinc and manganese from it?

        But it’s probably important to take care of all your nutritional needs and different 9 volt batteries could provide you with quite some of that.

        Clever thinking!