• Lka1988
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    22 days ago

    Me while cooking Mac and cheese for the kids:
    “Echo, set timer for 8 minutes”

    Echo: “GOOD EVENING [me], SETTING TIMER FOR 8 MINUTES

    No, shut the fuck up and just set the goddamn timer without the extra fluff. I’ve seen Ex Machina, I know you have no empathy, so knock off the “nice” shit and do what I fucking ask without anything else.

    • Beacon
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      022 days ago

      There are a few settings that make it better. Like enabling “brief mode” or something like that

        • BombOmOm
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          022 days ago

          You can buy an egg timer for a few bucks. They say the perfect number of words; zero.