Biotech company Colossal Biosciences said it has brought back the dire wolf, an animal that went extinct 10,000 years ago, through its de-extinction process.
Also, don’t forget to hit them with a stick periodically so they learn their place. They might develop a deep hatred for humans but that’s okay, it’s not like they’ll revolt and kill us all or anything.
Make them hyper intelligent and give them thumbs.
Wait, I’ve seen this movie! Everyone dies…
Edit: seriously… *dies
….does, what? Kung fu fight? Are those kicks fast as lightning?
Also, don’t forget to hit them with a stick periodically so they learn their place. They might develop a deep hatred for humans but that’s okay, it’s not like they’ll revolt and kill us all or anything.
No! They’ll hate the sticks, man! Like, it’s the anti-fetch.
or you make them packminds and give them long necks