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“I have been in the same room with Elon, and he always tries to be funny. And he’s not funny. Like, at all,” a senior Trump administration official told Rolling Stone. “He makes these jokes and little asides and smiles and then looks almost hurt if you don’t lap up his humor. I keep using the word ‘annoying’; a lot of people who have to deal with him do.”

Musk’s insufferable behavior has caused several high-ranking officials to walk out of important meetings and sincerely question if he was high on drugs, the publication reports, while Secretary of State Marco Rubio is said to be barely able to hide his immense dislike of the DOGE chief and State Department officials routinely call him “Crazy Uncle Elon” behind his back.

Other officials have suggested subjecting Musk to a mandatory drug test, which he has said is a “great idea” for federal employees, as a way to push him out of the door. The Tesla CEO has denied taking any illegal drugs, although numerous people claim to have witnessed him use LSD, cocaine, Ecstasy, and mushrooms behind closed doors, the Wall Street Journal reports.

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    1942 days ago

    numerous people claim to have witnessed him use LSD, cocaine, Ecstasy, and mushrooms behind closed doors

    It’s amazing that he can do LSD, mushrooms, and ex and still have zero empathy.

    • @5in1k@lemm.ee
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      51 day ago

      I wish we could dispel the myth that psychedelics make you peaceful and empathetic. In my experience and in my friend group they seem to make you be 100x what you already are. If you’re empathetic you become an empathy monster, if you’re analytical you start breaking things down, if you’re an annoying asshole you’re someone who should be kicked out of the room because that times 1000 is too much.

    • 𝔗𝔢𝔯 𝔐𝔞𝔵𝔦𝔪𝔞
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      2 days ago

      Those substances are empathy multipliers, unfortunately multiplying 0 always yields 0…

      If his brain doesn’t possess the ability to empathize, there’s nothing for those substances to enhance.

      • @Ledericas@lemm.ee
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        117 hours ago

        It’s been fried by taking too many drugs once,.plus alcohol has been known to make your brain physically shrink

      • @Gronk@aussie.zone
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        112 days ago

        Yeah but 0^0 = 1, maybe we just need to inject him with heaps of meth first or something. It’s not like we could make the situation worse

          • A definitional concession to make exponential series work. xn for n ∈ (0, 1) is the nth root of x, which gets ever closer to 1, while x^n for n < 0 equals 1÷ (xn). Between them lies the neutral element with respect to multiplication 1 (neutral meaning that x × 1 = x; a factor of one doesn’t actually change anything). Hence, x0 = 1.

            That rule breaks down for x = 0, obviously. Negative exponents don’t work at all because they’re division by zero, while all exponents > 0 result in 0. Semantically, 00 probably should be undefined, but the neutral element rule does provide a definition. There also isn’t really any reasonable use case where you’d need that to be consistent with anything else.

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      472 days ago

      Yeah, that was my first thought that he really hadn’t because unless he micro-microdosed or just said he did to be “cool”, which is on brand for him, there’s no way he did hallucinogins and still came out the other side like that.

      • @SynonymousStoat@lemmy.world
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        432 days ago

        From my understanding he’s a big proponent of the simulation theory, so he’s probably cool with being a shit person because it’s all a simulation anyways. I’d wager that he sees himself as a player in a video game and he’s going for high scores.

          • @Wilco@lemm.ee
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            52 days ago

            It would explain a lot. Most of the people in this world act like poorly scripted AI.

          • @peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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            232 days ago

            gestures generally around

            But his idea of simulation theory and most of our ideas of simulation theory are not the same.

            He thinks it means there are no consequences.

            We all know it’s means the consequences might be simulated but they still suck.

            • @Sanctus@lemmy.world
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              242 days ago

              Which is asinine. As currently, there is no way out of the simulation if that is even true, so you’re stuck with the simulation consequences no matter what. Which means you might as well treat them as real because they are to you. We should have cleaned up better after WW2 somehow.

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                  11 day ago

                  Tbh we could probably take this back to the beginning of time. The real question is, how do we stop the slow slide into monsters from where we are at now? Also, its not slow.

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                12 days ago

                Yeah. I think it would have involved nuclear annihilation at some point, and not because of USA vs Russia, but because the USA was pro nationalism-racism-authorotarianism-eugeniscm long before WW2.

                Why do you think they happily looked the other way for so many scientists.

              • A particularly nasty version of absurdism, more like. If nothing matters in the grand scheme, might as well go and make the best of your life. Except most people can still acknowledge that empathy does matter for your life at least, while he doesn’t give a shit.

    • LiveLM
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      212 days ago

      Someone please go spike his coffee with whatever dosage is needed to trigger ego death

    • @crusa187@lemmy.ml
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      302 days ago

      I’m surprised Ketamine isn’t in this list, I thought it was his drug of choice this past year?

      I really doubt Elon is who he is and uses acid or shrooms. That just sounds like reefer madness nonsense to me.