Heard a guy respond to another guy calling him a motherfucker with ‘yeah, but your mom didn’t complain much’, so it got me thinking. What are your best comebacks for the common insults you hear from time to time?

  • Dr. Bob
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    011 months ago

    Sticks and stones can break my bones, But names can never hurt me.

    • Bonehead
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      011 months ago

      Sticks and stones can break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.

      You’ll either creep them out so they leave you alone, or you find a new friend with benefits.