I’ll go first. My ex cheated on me with a dude, (I’m les, she’s bi,) brought home chlamydia and bed bugs, then after 13 years of no contact, texts me randomly to try and pull me into an MLM pyramid scheme.

  • d00phy
    0•4 months ago

    Given the story about OP’s exam, I read the “F-“ & “B-“ as grades and thought:

    • “F-“ as a verb. I like it.
    • “B-“ as a noun? Given the “F-“, it fits.
    • ”B-“ for OP’s ex is… generous.