Hmm, this does raise the question if these high unicode character are actually emojis?

Man and woman fall in love ?while one of them was getting a picture framed?, the dude takes a picture of his dick !missing emoji!, she loves the dick pic, the got out, the fly to where the picture was captured to recreate it, they fall even deeper in love while on vacation, she gives him a handjob and get’s all hot and heavy from it, while he puts a finger in her but and licks her pussy, he proposes to her, they the fall deeply inlove.

A man and a woman are cannibals and loves eating human hearts. One day, as they were doing their photography hobby, they found a plant that looks fresh and they suddenly feel hungry and want to taste the veggie, so they are considering eating their first vegetarian meal for a long time. Unfortunately, the garden is privately owned, and the security team shoot an arrow to the man’s heart as he was obsessively looking at and trying to steal the veggies. The woman took the man and then using her new invention, a flying machine to fly to a surgeon to save him. He gets saved. The say a few prayers as the woman touches the man’s heart, asking for blessings. They decide try foraging. But its still summer and its very hot, so they’re sweating. They find some fruits instead, as they were about to take a bite, they saw a stray cat, so they fed the cat instead. They found the Ring from LOTR and declared themselves King and Queen.

/jk But I like my dumb interpretation of it tho. 😁

FBI open up

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The three little pigs of course! But you only needed the first 3 emojies :)

This is a story about a Superhero Wolf that can generate winds as powerful as tornados with his breath and knock down the houses of corrupt police officers and turn them into tasty bacon.

A man transforms into a werewolf and eats a girl. And then the next morning a cop walks by and shit his/her pants after being scared seeing the footsteps of a werewolf?

(I have no idea, not too familiar with werewolf mythology)

Someone stole the House from Up and its flying away. A phone call is made to to a proposal for marriage, they said no, so the person went to Anarctica to play baseball with penguins. The person lost the game so the penguins killed the person. The End.

(Oh fuck I just lost the game because I thought of those words)

You heard your home phone ring, so you beat a penguin to death with a cricket bat

Damn, even tighter than the original

Isn’t that the thing where you tell a story using like 5-6 words?

Something like: On sale, baby shoes, never worn.

And then there’s like 10 different interpretations from a misscarriage, to abortion, to maybe even someone murdered the baby.

You went out clubbing, you got drunk, met some guy, had some drink, went to your house or his house, had sex till dawn . The next morning you left. Some time later you had to call for a doctor’s appointment because you were feeling sick

Oh, ouch! I hope you got treated quickly and without lingering effects.

This is my favorite one lol.

Someone exploded a beached whale and then you drive home in the rain

A terrorist-shark, radicalized by the evil humans who litter at the beach, threw a bomb at the clouds and cause it to precipitate, and it rains non-stop, causing flooding so intense, that it threw the cars into the ocean, therefore saving the Earth from more CO² emissions.

You can eat a Tiger, but if you try to eat a Cat, PETA will come after you.

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