A man can certainly buy his own body wash on his own time. He’s acting like a little bitch fo sho.
Yeah, “I’m busy” isn’t your roommate’s problem.
‘Nah, you’re right. Looking, sounding, and acting like a bitch is bad enough. You don’t want to completely remove all doubt.’
Using body wash in itself is not manly.
Right? I use a brick.
I just scrub myself down with last night’s dinners charcoal I cooked a huge steak on like a real man. Obviously
This seems like a golden opportunity to fuck with him in subtle ways. How many girls things can you disguise?
Holy insecurity batman.
What sort of manly man can’t go buy his own body wash? It’s not exactly a surprise when it’s running low
homey needs to smell like a gun in a pine forest or they’ll be bussed to ram ranch
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Your boyfriend can buy his own damn butthole soap
He’s not my boyfriend.
Maybe remind him of that when he’s rude like this. He’s bitching at you for not doing him a favour - taking it for granted. And then insulting you for your choice in shower gel.
He cones across as a bit of an asshat.
You should remind him the next time he asks you to buy body wash
Double homocide.
I’d already be considering the usage of hands after the second text if this happened to me, lol. But I assume it’s fake, at least I want to believe so.
Nothing is good. In my culture people don’t use a lot of parfumes. Mostly anti-perspirats.
It’s always a pain to meet foreign representatives that use aftershave and parfumes like it was a mosquito repellant and leave behind a trail that is still detectable 15 min after they’re gone.
Fragile masculinity
My friend from Korea once said “I think most American men’s entire personality is built around trying to prove to everyone they’re not gay”. Pretty much sums it up.
WHAT BRO WHO U CALLING FRAGILE 😡
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Real men don’t shower 💪💪
Real men bathe only in the perspiration of their gym bros 💪💪💪
Do other people normally ask acquaintances to buy them body wash? This is a situation that has literally never occurred to me.
If one of us is going out, we ask the other to grab whatever we need, since we share the place.
Which is nice when the item in question is like “onions” or “apples”. Things that don’t have a ton of variety or choice.
There are so many soaps and he seems like a little bitch, the kind that will want to smell each one to make sure it’s manly.
I’m not trying to be a dick about it but I love that you used apples and onions as an example of things with minimal variety when one of those is the most varied product class in the produce department. For onions there are red, green, white, yellow, and shallots. Most of those are different enough that you’d see and taste a swap out immediately. Then, with apples, there are so many varieties at this point, even without including the more niche varieties, a well supplied produce department can have an entire section just for types of apples. They could probably be knocked down into half a dozen categories but many people will be able to differenciate them enough to complain. Most other things are relatively unvaried, maybe a binary split, some a literal monoculture, but those two…
I don’t really care about all the options I’d say get me Body Wash bro and id be happy with almost all scents. Maybe mint isn’t great as it feels cold, but I’d still be appreciative and it’s on me to say any but mint.
Maybe he just does not want to TOUCH the unmanly bodywash. Try offering him that you will be applying it. And you save water too.
OP has your shared with this dude that Lemmy things he’s an insecure little weirdo?
