“I mean sure, the baby died, but I really wouldn’t have known what to do at all without chatGPT! At least it gave me the proper procedure to follow after they died. Who knew you needed to make a post to eBay for a sale of used parts? I guess that’s a medical code or something. I should ask ChatGPT!”
That makes sense—being raised by ChatGPT might be marginally better than being raised by Sam Altman.
What a burn! Hahahahahah that was a good one!
That you, Sam?
Do you think I was being sarcastic? I was serious. That burn was awesome and it legitimately made me laugh lol
On the one hand he’s supposed to be a very serious business genius at the forefront of the next wave of technological advancement. On the other, he’s just advertising to people how stupid he is.
Dawg, read a fucking book. Ask your parents. Ask your friends that are parents. Or just figure it out yourself. Feed, water, make sure they get lots of sunshine.
Tech companies do t want us to have friend or family connections. Sad and lonely people buy more stuff.
I believe the answer Sam is by being a parent and figuring shit out. Babies do very few things: eat, pee, burp, shit and sleep. If they have done all those things within a reasonable timeframe then it is likely they are hot, cold or otherwise uncomfortable. And some babies just want you to talk to them and hold them. After spending time raising your child you’ll develop a sixth sense for what a cry is for so first you have to spend time with them.
Now, if you are filthy rich you shove the screaming sack of skin into the nearest nanny and GTFO. Later in life you’ll wonder why your relationship is business like at best and transactional at worst with your kid, which you will lament to your therapist about, but still fail to have the self realization that it’s because you were never a parent.
P. S. Please fall out a high rise window or down a very long hard flight of stairs ASAP.
What a gimp
Hey, come on now! Don’t be like that! That’s totally uncalled for! Gimps are just living their best sexual fantasies within the context of safe and sensual consent. They’ve done nothing wrong!
This is a good thing, because it’s unlikely ChatGPT would suggest he molest his child as he did to his sister.
Who tf would have a baby with that wanker?
Money.
That says a lot about how worthless if a human he is.
wtf m8
I also don’t understand how anyone could possibly not be a massive disappointment to their family without my patented Solutionbot 3600 that you can also take advantage of for just $$/month forever.
Money please!
In other words, he’s an idiot.
It’s sad that all of our collective wisdom is so dead and gone people will turn to a glorified chatbot instead
Please be a bit considerate. It’s hard to form human connections when you are trying to be a plague on humanity.
Your kids will grow up and hate you because you suck as a dad.
We have mistaken rationality for a philosophy rather than a methodology, and efficiency for a virtue without any particular end in mind.
To have a unique, personal, subjective, divergent human experience is to sin against your prescribed algorithm.
