E: Da Rules
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The teleportation can only be used to move you.
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Your clothes and basic personal items (the things you take with you everytime you leave the house) will teleport with you, but nothing else.
Right next to Vladimir Putin. Only wish I carried a gun or knife or something but we’re about to find out if an obese middle aged man can strangle to death an elderly Russian. Actually, let’s make it interesting, drop maybe 10-15 ft above his head.
I know there are probably better things or at least less suicidal things i could do but it’s a chance to give my life meaning and the best I could think of.
Wish fulfilled and you get teleported between two floors and your just stuck like Robin Williams in Jumanji
Just teleport inside him then. Telefrag his ass.
If that works i guess. I’d hate there to be anti-clipping or something.
Oh my God I fucking miss Unreal Tournament. Modern epic games sucks so so much.
Actually, let’s make it interesting, drop me maybe 10-15 ft above his head.
I would predict success, martyrdom (75% chance) and impressive headlines. :D
If you could convince his bodyguards that the main computer of an alien spaceship sent you as a sick joke to prevent nuclear war, they might spare you for bargaining. Whether you’d be spared long enough for revolution to happen and get home - not sure.
As a practising anarchist, I would also volunteer, my everyday items even include several cans of pepper spray, a multitool and a heavy laptop with a detachable battery (to commit some battery).
Can I teleport myself into Voyager I? I’d like to see what’s out there as I go…
One way or round trip? That makes a big difference…
Work, so I don’t have to ride in the cold.
If we teleport to a moving object, can we equalize speeds in relation to it instead of our current reference? If yes, ISS - good luck getting me outta there! If no, I’ll mumble “Shenzh/gen” and see if I end up in China or Luxembourg.
to an alternate universe where magic is real and big titty anime girls want to form a party with me.
I chose this dude’s spawnpoint
I also chose this guy’s wife.
onii chan!
notice me senpai!!!
You have been noticed, and found wanting.
OP’s mom? Classic choice
So, you want to be an isekai protagonist. Understandable, me too!
Wait, I’ll help you with that. Just let me get the keys for the truck.
do i keep my momentum after i have teleported?
You might find yourself flying 1,670 km/h upwards into the sky
Without a return trip, that’s pretty useless.
With one, this just becomes a normal “Where would you teleport to?” post 🤷
A snowy, ruralish place in Canada that I love a lot, which may or may not be my home.
I’d teleport to a parallel universe that has become an utopia full of futuristic medical solutions.
granted. but everybody speaks erbferb atinlerb
People have managed to learn languages odd nothing but signs and gestures…
So, Sweden?
I need to be at work for the next few days so I would use it to teleport to work instead of taking the train.
To a place where there are plenty of crumbs.
How did that lawsuit between you and American cartoonist Robert Crumb turn out?
He has bequeathed his fortune to me under extreme duress.
What… what do you do with the crumbs?
Probably grabs them, like the dirty little crumbgrabber he is.
Visit my friend as easy return from japan seem unlikely with one way teleport.
Do I have to use it on myself, or even a living being? Any constraints on size, weight, accessories?
updated the body!
Is the rover on Mars still taking pics? Cause I’d teleport there. Just to make everyone wonder how I got there.
Is the rover on Mars still taking pics? Cause I’d teleport there. Just to make everyone wonder how I got there.
Not just one but TWO rovers are on Mars taking pics right now. This would work for the picture, and then you’d die pretty quick from the water boiling out of your body from the low pressure atmosphere. Worth it.
And with that, you just created Marspox.
