E: Da Rules
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The teleportation can only be used to move you.
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Your clothes and basic personal items (the things you take with you everytime you leave the house) will teleport with you, but nothing else.
Is the rover on Mars still taking pics? Cause I’d teleport there. Just to make everyone wonder how I got there.
Is the rover on Mars still taking pics? Cause I’d teleport there. Just to make everyone wonder how I got there.
Not just one but TWO rovers are on Mars taking pics right now. This would work for the picture, and then you’d die pretty quick from the water boiling out of your body from the low pressure atmosphere. Worth it.
And with that, you just created Marspox.
So many bedrooms to choose from… Gotta figure out how I can identify which ones have the horniest occupants.
Why would you share this thought with the rest of us
OP asked.
Trying to understand this.
“Jack, I’m so horney. Have your way with me like one of your French girls” - Rose Flourishes her hair back in the draw me pose
“Yeah, baby cakes” - Jack Doffs clothes
Crack! Mango appears in the middle of the room. “Room for on…” - Mango
“Ahhhhhhh” - Jack/Rose
Mango instantly kills the mood and causes sheer panic. Gets no happy fun time and is stuck on the Titanic without his towel.
LMAO!!!
I’d have to aim for one of those dudes watching the sissy hypno telling them to suck the next dick they see.
Teleport to Vatican the moment a mass happen right in front of the pope. Then claim to be the second coming of Jesus Christ.
One way or round trip? That makes a big difference…
The closest Galactic Senate.
If one doesn’t exist then teleport me to where one used to be. Let me see intelligent life. Or at least the remnants of one for a few seconds before I die.
What’s the nearest planet with an Earth-like atmosphere? Any particular star clusters that have a higher likelihood of harboring a civilization? If I can go anywhere, I’m taking a gamble and trying to find aliens. Even if I fail to find intelligent life, I’m already at a point where struggling to survive on an alien planet sounds better.
Have fun dying from space amoeba.
Can the teleporter interpret intent, and will it take anything I’m currently carrying (like a backpack)? If so, then I’d probably take some time to figure out where I’d like to go (terrestrial or extraterrestrial, inhabited/life complexity, technology level, species appearance (if alien), government style, beliefs, etc) and then have the teleporter send me to the place that most closely matches my vision.
If not, then idk. I’d consider teleporting myself near the event horizon of a black hole, but I’d probably get vaporized the moment I teleported if it didn’t come with some kinda invulnerable safety field.
- Put on gorilla suit
- Teleport to the ISS for the second time
Go to work like normal, open the register, empty it (money is a person item) and vanish forever to rural Japan.
Make sure I teleport to where non one sees it.Alternatively: teleport to new Zealand, yall know exactly why.
A cash register has like $500 in it. Easier to just get a job
where i work you have several thousand a day profit at a minimum, so i just wait until my day is over
Arrive with a pocket full of foreign currency…
i am very well aware of the fact that japan, in fact has a different currency to mine, but also that it lets you trade currency and has a LOT of centers to do so
Do they just convert the money from a random foreigner with no passport coming up with a big pile of cash? That’s gonna get you arrested for money laundering lol.
has a LOT of centers to do so
Guessing you’ve never been to rural Japan ;)
Home gonna fuck a sheep
Do tell, I have no clue why you’d go to New Zealand.
for locations like matama , without new Zealand there is no lord of the rings
Right next to Vladimir Putin. Only wish I carried a gun or knife or something but we’re about to find out if an obese middle aged man can strangle to death an elderly Russian. Actually, let’s make it interesting, drop maybe 10-15 ft above his head.
I know there are probably better things or at least less suicidal things i could do but it’s a chance to give my life meaning and the best I could think of.
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Just teleport inside him then. Telefrag his ass.
Oh my God I fucking miss Unreal Tournament. Modern epic games sucks so so much.
If that works i guess. I’d hate there to be anti-clipping or something.
Wish fulfilled and you get teleported between two floors and your just stuck like Robin Williams in Jumanji
My mom lives three large states away and has Alzheimer’s but is still able to recognize people. She’s well cared for, but I’m sole caregiver for my bedbound family member. I’m reconciled to the fact I cannot travel to visit her, but if I could go for just half an hour, even just one hug, I would.
Edit: Oh, one way only? Nvm.
I’d go to the basement of the guy’s mom from that other post about only storing 100GB and steal his 130PB SAN.
The problem would be getting it back out. The post only says 1 teleport, nothing about getting home again.
One way, no return trip, but I can get back eventually? I guess I’d teleport to work tomorrow but right when I’m supposed to be there and just act like I’d been there the whole time to see if anyone was confused.
Cuba, for medical and/or dental care I can’t afford in the US
Just a FYI Cuba currently collapsing under the weight of 80 of sanctions. That have finally caught up with it.
Mexico or India ( best) would be your best bet
Can you afford to fly back?
Oh yeah, that’s the cheap part when compared to medical care
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The centre of the earth would be interesting but will save this for my death bed.
Wouldn’t that just be instant death?
