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alphacyberranger to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago

Added Bugs to Keep my job

sh.itjust.works

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Added Bugs to Keep my job

sh.itjust.works

alphacyberranger to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • @flei@feddit.de
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    35•2 years ago

    “various changes”

    • @MsFlammkuchen@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      19•2 years ago

      Initial commit

    • TurboWafflz
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      2•2 years ago

      I have on multiple occasions done a much more verbose variant of that: “I genuinely cannot remember what I changed”

  • @justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    27•2 years ago

    Fix tpyo

  • @cout970@programming.dev
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    “Improve performance by removing a function that never did anything” the story of my life

  • @Mixel@feddit.de
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    11•2 years ago

    “Eigentlich fertig” was for an IP subnet calculator that I programmed with a fellow student

    • @30p87@feddit.de
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      4•2 years ago

      Und uneigentlich? :D

  • @kometes@lemmy.world
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    10•2 years ago

    “If you are reading this, you are in the wrong branch.”

  • @fin@sh.itjust.works
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    9•2 years ago

    “idk what happened but it works fine now”

  • @zsh@lemm.ee
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    9•2 years ago

    “i cant believe this works i think”

  • NinjaFox
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    8•2 years ago

    “fixed”

  • @bazzett@lemmy.world
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    8•2 years ago

    “Updated README”

  • @Mon732@lemmy.world
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    “Forgot to commit changes lol”

    I also apparently forgot append was a thing

  • @neclimdul@lemmy.world
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    I’m ashamed… It’s simply “bump deps”

    Did I also touch some code and tests connected to dependency updates. Yes.

    Did I document any of that? No.

    Did I spend more time writing this comment the thinking about the commit. Most definitely.

    Will I be bisecting to this commit after our next deploy and cursing at myself? Probably.

  • @ForensicFart@lemmy.world
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    6•2 years ago

    deleted by creator

    • @bloubz@lemmygrad.ml
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      Always delete libs comrade

  • Oha
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    5•2 years ago

    this is terrible, will rewrite later

  • @hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    “Added missing lifecycle blocks”

  • boletus
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    wip

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