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I can’t narrow it down to one gag, but Holy Grail as a whole.

The fish dance, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8XeDvKqI4E

it’s a deep pull, but it has to go to Eric the Half a Bee. it’s just permanently lodged in my mind.

nugde nudge wink wink knowaddamean knowaddamean

And weirdly the Ministry of Silly Walks actually could actually be important in real life with the advent of automated Gait Analysis used to identify people.

“Tis’ but a flesh wound”

Probably The Crimson Assurance or The Art of Not Being Seen

Someone else said The Argument Clinic and that is definitely my favorite.

But my most referenced is “And now for something completely different.”

Raised Catholic so “Every Sperm is Sacred” has a special meaning to me.

Quizmaster: Jolly good! Well now Madam your first question for the blow on the head this evening is: Which great opponent of Cartesian dualism resists the reduction of psychological phenomena to a physical state and insists there is no point of contact between the extended and the unextended?

Ratbag: I don’t know that.

Quizmaster: Well – have a guess!

Ratbag: Oh… Henri Bergson?

Quizmaster: …is the correct answer! (Piano chords)

Ratbag: Ooh, that was lucky. I never even heard of him.

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, song from Life of Brian

Television Announcer: And now, the penguin on top of your television set will explode. {BOOOM!} Watcher: How’d he know that? Television Announcer: It was an inspired guess.

The multiple layers of cognitive dissonance are wonderful.

Judean People Front vs People Front of Judea. So many issues of today can be boiled down to that discussion.

Also, I kind of agree that everyone has the pholosophical right to be pregnant, even if it’s not a possibility.

I’ve told you once.

The ministry of silly walks