I’m the one that hides that one sock that keeps disappearing with no explanation.
Wear a sheet and go “boo!” Then when they pull the sheet off, I go full Beetlejuice.
I work in I.T. so I’d pull technology pranks.
- Cause a lag spike when you’re about to frag someone
- Make your download fail 90% of the way through
- Move your files from one place to another so you can’t find them
- Make your phone battery run out of charge before noon
And little stuff like
- Make nothing happen when you click the first time
- Make the window scroll slightly past the spot you want to go to
- Bring a different window into focus right as you’re about to type something
Most of that stuff happens to me daily
Please don’t haunt me
I’m just gonna go into the light and let you guys deal with it.
Ultimate prank, letting everyone else clean up their own messes.
Slightly move things in people’s house. Like every day your kitchen table is in a slightly different position, not different enough to realize what’s going on, just different enough to be slightly confused
I’d re-arrange the order of the forks, knives and spoons in the cutlery draw.
Does that mean they’ll be separated now? Oooh thank you thank you thank you!
Homes with children will never even notice.
Unrolling the toilet paper.
If I was a ghost I would try help them as much as I can, not prank them. Idk what influence I’d have, maybe I can appear in influential people’s dreams and influence them to do better.
I’d make them see this man in dreams.
Ghost farts.
I’d start appearing at various churches dressed as Jesus talking about “Wait till my father gets done with his latest project and has time to deal with y’all again” to see how many of them say “You mean it’s actually real?”
Flush the toilet the second someone sits down
Or even better, just after they close the bathroom door.
I’d haunt a data center and randomly flip bits unless they do some kind of weird ceremony at shift changes
Crack open the medicine cabinet every morning.
Go into their computer
Cause glitches and errors that just arbitrarily disappear or change whenever the user tries to troubleshoot. Which follow no pattern to speak of.
I’m going into every single office building I can find and just hitting “Ctrl+z” randomly on peoples keyboards as I float around.
Maybe the occasional screen rotate. Most offices workers would not know how to fix their screen being upside down or sideways.
For the bosses I would change the keyboard over to dvorak layout or something.
CEOs I would probably alter their email signature slightly in an offensive way so they get in trouble and possibly fired.
I can think of so many wonderful things to do as a ghost lol
I’m the one who’s been talking to your cats and other pets when they get that thousand yard stare at that one spot on the wall.
