Hi fellow selfhosters!

What hostnames do you use for your systems and services?
And maybe why if it’s an interesting story.

I’ll start:
Steam Deck: krax
Smartphone: krix (once I get LineageOS installed again)
MiniPC: krux
Reserved for future use: krex & krox

Creative, I know. 😅 The names have no deeper meaning. The x comes from Linux. That’s it.

I know some of you use god names of certain pantheons, such as Thor. But I find that boring as a lot of people are doing that.  
 
 

Now let your pants down and tell me all about

your embarrassing host names!

  • @SoulKaribou@lemmy.ml
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    02 months ago

    I started with pirates of the carribean, so…

    blackpearl: main PC Redpearl: raspberry pi Purplepearl: refurbished laptop. The router is … router

    The phone is zizidane (“donkey dick” in French, also playword on Zinedine Zidane).

  • @HyperfocusSurfer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    01 month ago

    Characters from the Murderbot Dairies, mostly

    • main laptop (t480 currently) – Murderbot;
    • previous main laptop (x270) – MB20;
    • homeserver – ART;
    • a TV box running armbian – Miki;
    • t440p is currently Behemoth (from Bulgakov’s “Мастер и Маргарита”), although I’ll probably rename it to Holism;
    • x230t – Three;
    • a random thin client I occasionally use to test stuff is yogurt (from" love, death & robots"), not sure if I’ll rename them.
  • hindy
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    01 month ago

    Hello!

    Well I’m having the following hostnames on my LAN:

    • betelgeuse (Beelink server with Proxmox)
    • altair (an another Beelink server with Proxmox)
    • eudora (outgoing SMTP server)
    • polaris (my laptop)
    • epsilon (my desktop)

    Have fun!

  • @Zag010@lemmy.today
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    02 months ago

    I self-host for learning and fun. So I name my home servers with the car names.

    Server Hostname car name
    RaspberryPi cooper Mini Cooper
    Old Laptop Raptor Ford F150 Raptor
    PC Hummer Hummer
  • @ThePooDragon@lemmy.world
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    02 months ago

    For my servers I try to use names from the Final Fantasy universe. Lately been focusing on FFXI end game bosses.

    Kirin (opnsense firewall) Byakko (proxmox host) Tiamat (proxmox backup) Shiva (Nas)

    The only clever virtual machine names I care to brag about are: DockBox (VM running docker) Jellxc (proxmox lxc running jellyfin)

  • SK
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    02 months ago

    I went with alpha, beta, gamma …

  • Lka1988
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    2 months ago

    Physical machines (except my gaming PC) get Ratchet & Clank character names, and matching labels to go with it. My trusty sidekick Thinkpad T14 G1 is named “Clank”. It runs LMDE.

    VMs and LXCs get actually-descriptive names, since those are what run my services.

    Gaming PC is called “Dagny”; it’s a Scandinavian name for “a new day”, since that PC was a gift to myself after my divorce. It’s currently the only Windows machine in my house now.

  • @aubeynarf@lemmynsfw.com
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    02 months ago

    I gave up on cute or clever names a while ago; now I go with “storage0”, “router0”, “wap00”, “vmhost0”. Always with a numeric suffix because there will be a -1, -2 some day.

  • @jws_shadotak@sh.itjust.works
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    02 months ago

    I name my devices after greek gods based on what I’m going in life at the time or after what their purpose is.

    I named my first gaming PC “Poseidon” when I was doing ship related work. Now it’s my server.

    My gaming PC is “Asclepius”, the Greek god of healing. Built when I got into healthcare.

    Hermes, god of messeges, is my lil pi that helps with routing (pihole, pivpn, nginx).

    My HTPC is Dionysus, Greek god of wine and parties.

    My thinkpad is Persephone cus it looks good but doesn’t do much. I might rename it.

    The services that I run on these are just named “device-service” e.g. hermes-nginx

  • dave@hal9000
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    2 months ago

    Desktop: HAL9000

    laptop: HALjr

    Phone: HALnano

    Then HALserver, HALprinter (octoprint), HALhome (home assistant) and so on… Big fan of Stanley Kubrick haha

    Tried to get the hal9.ooo domain name but it was taken…

    • Higgs boson
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      02 months ago

      My PC was HAL_9000 for over a decade. It got tedious to type, so it’s now just “box.”

      • dave@hal9000
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        02 months ago

        Ha I like it. Yeah I skipped the underscore/hyphen for that reason.