Every wankpanzer ever? I had to check it wasn’t the onion. It’s not the onion.
Could this be the worst designed car ever made? I really wish we could have a Top Gear episode on it.
I mean, how many times have they recalled these same, like, 5,000 trucks? This is at least the third massive recall.
James did a test drive and he seemed to kind of like it, it was on drive tribe I think.
I’m pretty sure it was on his Gin channel
Yes actually, I do recall him making a plug about his gin now that you mention it! Thank you!
I would probably like it too if i didn’t have to pay for it and keep it and maintain it. These cars aren’t on the streets anymore in 10 years. They will never be street legal in a non shit hole country
Yep. He wasn’t really reviewing the nuts and bolts, just the drive experience. I didn’t get the impression he got a ton of time with it and only spent an afternoon puttering around. It felt below his standard honestly for thoroughness.
Top Gear itself was not kind to the Tesla Roadster when Clarkson reviewed it back in 2008 or whatever it was, though.
Whislindiesel made short work of one of these cars, absolutely glorious
A little over a year ago, a guy tried to ask me out and I’m the process said a few dumb things in an attempt to impress me. The dumbest of them all was that he was planning to buy a Cybertruck as his next vehicle. By the time he’d said this, I’d already long made up my mind about this guy. Mind, this was the period of time when Elon was just an asshole and hadn’t gone full Nazi yet, but even then, this dude’s choice of vehicle told me I’d made the right choice.
Theseadays I wonder if that guy ever got his idiot truck, and, whether he did or not, if he’s changed his mind about it.
The new models are being fixed by “nut clamping”
Is this a service rendered to the owners or the vehicles?
Thats absolutely meaningless in the face steel plates adhered to a plastic frame.
This guy clamps
Can I be added to the recall? 🥹
Only if you take me with you!!
“We are not robbers.”
“Ok, you can rub them.”
Ow.
And nobody who is familiar with how technology companies operate was shocked to hear that the 100k incel camino is literally held together with cheap glue.
Of course. Yet another Tesla recall. In a few months, we will all be here again
Keep tuned for the first cyber truck spontaneous combustion and the recall for battery concerns
This one is different, though. Most of them are just OTA software updates, the physical ones aren’t as common. Although I think there was an issue with how they secured the top of the gas pedals on the Cybertruck earlier.
They sprayed lube on the pedal and glue on the cover, the lube caused the glue to fail.
I can’t help but think “Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly” with this news
“The front fell off.”
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I think the current power dynamic in the whitehouse may make the opposite more likely.
The difference with the old trim is that the new one will have a better adhesive assembly and “a stud welded to the stainless panel with a nut clamping the steel panel to the vehicle structure.”
It’s a good thing Elon doesn’t think “exposed screw heads are cool.”. This could have been fixed with a carbide drill bit and some self-tapping screws.
This reminds me of “Clarke and Dawe - The Front Fell Off” skit XD
Even the melted ones? 😄
Panels on that shit are glued together, so I guess they got ahold of stronger glue.
I guess they got ahold of stronger glue.
Only because they wanted to huff it. The panel thing was just a coincidence.
Elmer’s glue mixed with Ketamine
Amazing. :)
That’s because Tesla is a data collection company, not a car manufacturer 😂
Based Tesla makes a car that vandalizes itself
