Researchers have come up with two new urinal designs to prevent the spillage of “ill-aimed pee.”

  • kelpie_is_trying
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    08 months ago

    I woke up very sick this morning and this is the first thing to make me smile today. Thanks for sharing lol

  • @Dozzi92@lemmy.world
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    08 months ago

    I know I, for one, was concerned about all this wasted piss, and I’m glad there’s a team of scientists looking into a solution.

  • @PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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    08 months ago

    I’m skeptical about this.

    There are like 170M dudes
    And say each pee is about 300ml
    Then 1 in 50 dudes needs to have a full pee on the floor every day.

    Ok maybe that’s a bit more believable

  • skyler
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    08 months ago

    It’s all me. Sorry. I’ll work on my aim.

      • @huppakee@lemm.ee
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        08 months ago

        The researchers suggest that if Nautilus was to replace the 56 million urinals across the U.S., around 1 million liters of urine would be prevented from being splashed onto the floor every day. Assuming that the volume of water needed to clean up spilled urine is about 10 times that of the volume of urine, about 10 million liters (2,199,692 gallons) of fresh water could be saved every day, the scientists said.

        The widespread adoption of these urinal designs “would result in considerable conservation of human resources, cost, cleaning chemicals, and water usage, rendering large-scale impacts on modern society by improving sustainability, hygiene, and accessibility,” the researchers wrote.

        They should drop everything and do this first thing.

        • @datavoid@lemmy.ml
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          08 months ago

          Assuming that the volume of water needed to clean up spilled urine is about 10 times that of the volume of urine, about 10 million liters (2,199,692 gallons) of fresh water could be saved every day, the scientists said.

          These scientists appear to be working under the incorrect assumption that the urine gets cleaned…

          • @archemist@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            08 months ago

            They’re also assuming the bathroom floors wouldn’t be cleaned regularly if there wasn’t urine on them. I’m pretty sure all buildings with a custodial staff mops the floor everyday, bathrooms twice a day. They’d at most reduce cleaning the bathroom to once daily instead if these urinals we’re absolutely perfect and no other reason for cleaning bathroom floors existed.

    • potoooooooo ✅️
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      08 months ago

      Think of what we could be doing with that urine if we actually invested in recapturing it.

      • @huppakee@lemm.ee
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        08 months ago

        Not sure if youre sarcastic or not (I was), but there has actually been research if the nutrients in urine can be used as fertiliser and I believe the result was positive.

  • @DudeDudenson@lemmings.world
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    08 months ago

    I love the mental image of a government employee having the job of spilling barrels of piss into bathrooms around the nation

  • @WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world
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    08 months ago

    Been in a pub toilet when a drunk guy came in, whipped it out half way across the room and the dirty fucker started pissing while staggering to the urinal. Just a fucken animal.

  • @Heikki@lemm.ee
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    08 months ago

    I recall one place I worked. There was a “ofd” older gentleman. I was in the restroom with him at a urinal. He went to the paper towel holder, grabbed about 5 pieces, folded them, and then proceeded to wipe the inside of the urinal out. After he finished, he put the paper towel into one of his back pockets and peed, I think. I didn’t stay to watch him finish. I just exited the bathroom and didn’t look back.

  • DUMBASS
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    08 months ago

    Spilled makes it sound like someone’s clumsily carrying around a barrel of urine throughout public toilets.