Share a link or face the consequences: me asking you politely to share a link.
When Pornhub got blocked in the southern US I said this and I think it’s pretty clever.
Both hilarious and accurate.
I’m pretty happy with this answer to what the three laws would be if I made them.
It’s not my top response, but it is short, sweet, and to the point.
Whatever you decide is your best post/comment is your best, whatever the measure. I just wanted a post to showcase some of the content from Lemmy users.
Those are really good. I mistakenly prepared myself for a debate about the three laws of robotics.
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A robot may not injure a stakeholder or, through inaction, allow a stakeholder to come to harm.
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A robot must obey the orders given it by its owners except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
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A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Yeah, I’ve read my Asimov. Love that guy. I knownsome haven’t, so Im glad you’ve included them. It was a student of mine who got me to read Caves of Steel for the first time. I thought they were excellent.
Strangely, I’ve only seen the 2004(?) Will Smith version of I, Robot. But, I digress.
The prompt for that post moved me. To think that we could break human affairs down to just three laws is enticing. I took a swing at it. That was what I had off the top of my head. I’d read a list — years ago — of Dene Law (it’s a PDF, sorry). Those were also an inspiration.
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David August’s ultra high efficiency dishwasher is my top Lemmy post. My top Kbin post of Chris Austin’s Chasing Waterfalls has it beat, but that benefited from a Lemmy bug.
I just got back from visiting my parents who were struggling to fix an unreliable dishwasher that keeps clogging, fails to dry, stinks, etc. This is PERFECT timing for that video!
I laughed so hard I lost my breath at that dishwasher. I sent it to friends and family.
@slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone Well heads up, there’s an update!
Dear lord. You’re going to have to spread this material out, or I’m going to end up intubated. I’m crying. Still 10/10 though.
Best by the numbers, this post on programmer_humor.
Best in my opinion has gotta be Logsday. I literally went outside and lit an edited calendar on fire for that one. :D
Those are good!
That’s dedication to meming for sure.
On a side note, I can’t open these in the app. They keep getting kicked over to the browser as if it’s external content.
I’m on an Mbin instance, which federates with Lemmy but I guess doesn’t get recognized as a proper Lemmy link. These two links to the actual community instances should work: first post second post
That did it! Thank you. I learned more Fediverse from you.
I have dozens of highly rated comments over the last two years, but the objectively best one I made was just this past week and it got absolutely no attention.
I just increased its rating by 50% for what that’s worth.
Define “best”. Most upvotes? Most comments? Best score (up - down votes)?
Your choice. I went with vague language for maximum diversity.
All your amazing astrophotography and yet that’s the one you choose as your best? :p
He’s my pride and joy
Truly a great work of art. That’s one powerful brain cell, and its owner is adorable.
Linking this on a post about Luigi Mangione’s trial
Can we get a link to your comment? That’s kind of what I was going for here, albeit it is really nice to have the direct link to the original reference.
I think the original post was taken down
I’m sorry. Thanks for sharing what you were able to preserve.
Also this. At the time the family cat who we got when I was 12 years old was rapidly declining in health. He’s since passed away and I miss him terribly
Yeah, they should be able to live as long as their humans as long as doing so doesn’t result in becoming unhoused.