So through all this I have yet to hear anyone say what Yemen did.

Whoever they get will be even worse I bet

What about the holy trinity?

gestures broadly at the internet

If you can’t find something to get off to for free you’re either incompetent or a degenerate

The framed picture would suggest Ernie is shorter, but his knees reach the end of the chair he’s in… 🤔

Cerebral Policy? We could use some of that

Ha!

My ISP sends me emails saying (paraphrased) “we’re only forwarding this email because we have to. We don’t track your data and your IP logs are wiped every 30 days. Your best option is not to respond because then they would know who you are.”

The fuck are you even talking about? Yeesh, go outside champ.

Douchebag answer of the week

You don’t pre-register in the US? In Canada it’s automatic when you do your taxes if you tick the box

A birth certificate? Yes. What’s wrong with a driver’s license?

Mexican Joker? Is that you?

I’m not entirely sure tbh

Truth Social and Threads are just Mastodon instances, aren’t they?

Right, but I can’t say bong in an airport.

Those complaints are all “woke.” That one might get through to some idiots.

She never denied it. She said she was looking for Magpie Inkcaps, a type of mushroom.

The cops messed up by getting her husband to sign an agreement meant for that said there would be no charges as long she didn’t do it again and learned what and SSSI is.

Then the cops realized they messed up and said “don’t sweat it”

Did we ever get to see her real face?

I mean, I don’t know that ALL of them work that way, but the ones I’ve seen do. I have mixed feelings about the whole scenario.