I have a solution. Legalize murdering Billionaires.

Either they spend money on private security that might betray them, or they give away enough to drop below a billion.

Wichita is Spirit, the company that makes the plane bodies for Boeing. That’s most likely part of the Boeing strike

W was always a tool, a blank slate for his owners to use. The guy has no thoughts of his own so I’m not surprised.

Does pepper spray not exist anymore?

We should have a rule that the 5 states with the lowest test scores in schools don’t get to vote for president.

Fuck Ron Howard for making a movie about this guy to begin with

What normally happens when a foreign agent pays an American to act against the best interest of their country? Genuine question, I’m not being sarcastic I promise.

If a foreign spy convinces a US citizen to give them information that strengthens the foreign power, even if done unwittingly, are they held responsible?

This is a slightly different situation, but at its core it’s Russian spies paying off Americans to weaken their own country.

If this was efficient enough you could use them to shade plants to keep the summer heat down while also giving them full light. Hopefully it’s feasible.

Charge the employees with being traitors.

This made me genuinely laugh out loud. Thank you.

You just have to grow a fast flowering strain or an auto flower. It’s almost harder to grow where it’s warm and humid because of bud rot and mildew.

Country people aren’t going to admit they need a shot to keep from getting sick and won’t get it.

This is the right answer. It’s so if you’re wearing tightly tailored pants you have some dick space so you’re not imprinting and showing it off to everyone.

You can buy a pre-sanitized jar and a syringe of spores. The you basically just squirt the spores into the sterile jar and let them grow

The issue there is that all Drake fans are pedophiles.

I hope these kids write bad words in permanent marker on all the 10 commandments.

Maybe if US automakers were making fairly priced cars this wouldn’t be an issue?

If you buy good quality, you can feel the effects. But the vast majority is trash.

Because they’re whiny little babies

“She added that only recently it became eligible to be fully insured, less than 48 hours before the incident.”

Oh, so this is a scam to get insurance and go fund me money.