Maybe, if you ignore reality

I watched this movie 3-4 times and even when reading this, I’m still spaced out.

Ben Stein just has a voice that makes me tune him out.

Such a great voice for comedy. Shame he’s anti-abortion, pretty racist, pro-Regan and Trump, weirdly against evolution… So many awful perspectives.

Boiled eggs that kids paint and then hidden on the church grounds is the norm where I am.

It’s 3 two hour events with different age groups. Eggs are rarely sitting around for longer than that.

I was trying but ran out of creative juices.

George bush Jr. Columbine. Wall Street protests. TSA. BLM. George Floyd. OJ chase. Probably a dozen more if I had time to think.

Speak for yourself. My local church who does Sunday Easter was begging for financial donations and egg donations.

One of the “threats” was using potatoes or rocks.

They’re concerned because next year, the free egg hunt might be a paid event.

I love it.

I saw Elden Ring worked for Steam Deck, and I either had to buy a new graphics card or get the Deck, and I chose wisely.

I feel old because I remember when this conversation was happening with airbrushing photographs and then Photoshop.

And now these days, really good Photoshop is invisible. We can remove people from backgrounds. We can improve the lighting. Movie CGI is just photoshooting stills.

AI will reach that stage too, where it will be so good, it’s scary that you can’t tell.

Tennessee? Missouri? Alabama?

Honestly if you’re anybody in the government with this bozo, just assume you’re already going to get compromised.

I laughed way too hard at this. Its only been a month or two since I switched to Lemmy and already I’m getting the injokes.

And maybe we need that. We’ve been blessed with delicious bananas too easily for two long.

I am currently stealing Amazon streaming from my neighbor, who let me use it. It’s full of ads now.

Can’t even watch Invincible without 8 minutes of ads.

Easier to just pirate.

But how will I know if I’m rich or poor without a nasdaq score telling me how the rich are feeling?

I saw this at my local brewery.

A bunch of bachelorettes with their penis straws and hats with SLUT in LEDs were having a fun time in the corner while some parents with their 8yo kids running circles around their table were also at the same brewery. Random guy in a trench coat with his giant dog. Nerd on his apple laptop.

Nobody was acting a fool or making a scene. But it was a strange moment.

It’s all around us. Easier to remove the carbon based life forms.

Unless it was part of it, multiple levels of packaging.

Open up a bag of chips. It’s bag, then chips. Perfect world.

Open up a box of cookies from hell. Open up the box. Open up the freshness seal bag. Pull out the individually wrapped cookies, and open those too.

Straight to jail. No question.

Was a kid in the late 1980s. I never realized how bad smoking was.

My mom hated going out to dinner, so we never ever went. And when I took her to dinner to celebrate in the 2000s, she pulled me aside and cried about not wanting to smell like cigarettes, because her dad smoked and the smell would remind her of him/his abuse. Smoking was already banned and I had to make so many promises that we won’t go anywhere with smoking.

They’re so compromised, they even add Editor-in-chiefs to text chains!

It worked to lower covid! Can’t get record numbers of people dying from covid when you aren’t tracking!