@VirusMaster3073@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • 8 months agoWhat were you surprised to learn wasn't actually normal?message-square430fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat were you surprised to learn wasn't actually normal?@VirusMaster3073@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • 8 months agomessage-square430fedilink
minus-square@shottymcb@lemm.eelinkfedilink0•8 months agoI’m not sure how we got on the topic, but it came up in a drunken conversation with a friend. I’m fully converted to a sit down wiper now.
minus-square@RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink0•8 months agoI mean, how does standing even work? Sitting spreads things and makes it all accessible.
minus-square@Forester@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglish0•8 months agoStep one be skinny Step two raise one leg
minus-square@shottymcb@lemm.eelinkfedilink0•8 months agoYou just get up after pooping, and then pull the TP through your butt cheeks. It’s massively inferior, the poop gets spread around when you stand up. I used like 10x more TP as a standing wiper. I will say it’s gentler on the asshole though.
minus-square@bss03@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglish0•8 months agoI don’t think we were drunk, but I did eventually ask a friend which they were… and it caused the same conversion for me.
I’m not sure how we got on the topic, but it came up in a drunken conversation with a friend. I’m fully converted to a sit down wiper now.
I mean, how does standing even work? Sitting spreads things and makes it all accessible.
Step one be skinny Step two raise one leg
You just get up after pooping, and then pull the TP through your butt cheeks. It’s massively inferior, the poop gets spread around when you stand up. I used like 10x more TP as a standing wiper. I will say it’s gentler on the asshole though.
I don’t think we were drunk, but I did eventually ask a friend which they were… and it caused the same conversion for me.