@salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish • 10 months agoTIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?"www.realmenrealstyle.comexternal-linkmessage-square106fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkTIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?"www.realmenrealstyle.com@salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish • 10 months agomessage-square106fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish0•10 months agoI curl mine up like a butterfly’s proboscis.
minus-square@FooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish0•10 months agoIf you bend the tip just right, it can act like a pogo stick
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi WandlinkfedilinkEnglish0•10 months agoKAKAROT!!! I saw this comment during a server update and couldn’t reply sooner
minus-squareLadlinkfedilinkEnglish0•10 months agoI throw mine over my shoulder and wear it like an ammunition bandolier.
Down the leg? I wrap it around my waist
Like any proper gentleman.
I curl mine up like a butterfly’s proboscis.
Wind it up like a spring
If you bend the tip just right, it can act like a pogo stick
KAKAROT!!!
I saw this comment during a server update and couldn’t reply sooner
I throw mine over my shoulder and wear it like an ammunition bandolier.