So the tailor doesn’t touch your penis when they’re measuring you
Please do touch my penis when measuring me
Well you won’t let me measure it by looking at it.
Interesting idea, because my boxer briefs support my balls in the middle, but my dress pants have one seam down the middle, so when I sit for prolonged periods I get a seam uncomfortably squishing my equipment. If instead the seam was always resting to one side or the other, I wouldn’t have that problem. To fix this, we should either have underwear that better accommodates a middle seam, or my preference would be pants with a built in pouch similar to underwear. It would accentuate the “bulge”, but we could get used to that.
I often use underwear that have a bigger and better formed pouch to provide a more natural fit instead of just beating it to compliance like normal underwear does. It’s so much more comfortable.
David Archy is a good brand for this. Super comfy at not too much of a premium.
Around here tailors say, “which way do you hang” (or they used to, it’s been a while) and it’s because extra room is required in tailored pants. Generally junk at rest prefers one side to the other.
It was, “Which side do you dress to?” around here. Especially if i was a woman doing the measurements for the tailoring.
Let me translate this old joke from Coluche…
It’s the story of a guy who is constantly living with migraines. He goes to the doctor for the tenth time and says “doctor I can’t take it anymore, these migraines are ruining my life!”, so the doctor prescribes him some medication and says “listen, these are the last resorts… If they don’t work, there’s really only one thing we can do, and it’s to chop off your dick!”, “chop off my dick?? I sure do hope these meds work!!”. The guy returns home and starts taking the meds. But months past and the migraines persist. He can’t take it anymore, so he goes back to the doctor and says “doctor, I’ve had it, I have no life, it will be better to live without a dick than not to live at all”, “very well, let’s get it done!”. And so the doctor chops off his dick! Months past and the guy’s migraines are completely gone. He’s so happy, he finally can live a somewhat normal life. After months of success, he tells himself “I think I should celebrate! Let get ourselves a nice suit!”. So he goes to the tailor, and the tailor asks him “sir, tell me, which way do you hang?”, obviously the guy replies “oh you know, it is of no importance what so ever…”, the tailor exclaims loudly “are you mad? It is of the upmost importance sir! If it hangs on the wrong side of the pants, you’ll end up getting constant migraines!!”
I’ve always heard the ending be something like:
Sir, you are a size 37
37? No, I’m a 36!
36!? Why if you wore size 36, your mangos would be so squished up you’d have constant migraines.
Thanks for translating!
I don’t understand the chart in this article about body type vs. underwear style. It doesn’t relate to the question that it’s located directly under, and it makes no attempt to explain why, for example, thin men shouldn’t wear boxers.
I can’t tell if this article is AI generated or just rushed out by someone trying to meet a quota.
I figured that a lot of it was just padding after answering the question of what “how do you dress” means
I’m not even sure there were any men involved in writing this I typically have my thing pinned upward to avoid rug rash and boners turning my leg into a codpiece
Is this a joke? How do you “pin up” your dick?
A miniature clothes line running across your waist and some clothes pins. Obviously.
https://www.thingsmydickdoes.com/
NSFW, obviously.
Prince Albert?
Just run a pushpin through it?
Am I like the only man here that wears underwear I’ve never worn underwear that lets my cock hang like do you guys get underwear that it is like 2 times the size of your waist
Wat
Both legs at the same time, like any normal person
… like any normal Klingon
The double slack experiment
Show-er problems.
It’s always up and in a karate stance, good sir.
It’s not supposed to just sit there like an acorn attached to the bottom of my torso?
preferably two acorns
Why in god’s name would you choose to put it down a leg‽ That shit will give you the worst rug burn imagineable if you happen to take your pants off too fast or fall in a split or just sit down on your pants in a weird way where they pull against you if you try to shift in the wrong way.
Guess someone stole a part of your genitalia meant to protect a more sensitive part.
Who would’ve guessed that mutilating children’s genitals can be harmful? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Chaffing doesn’t suddenly stop being chaffing because your sausage comes with a casing.
Well my non-circumsized penis hangs out in my left pant leg and even without underwear, I’ve never had chaffing as an issue.
Have you? Have you even an uncircumsized dick? Because, how would you know if you don’t?
The only time that’s been even slightly an issue is when putting on pants without underwear just after sex, putting on jeans without underwear and while the foreskin was behind the glans and not on it. Which is when I’ll just grab my junk, roll the hood back down to cover most of the glans and then no chaffing.
And if you don’t put your dick in your leg, where else would you?
Foreskin is a fair bit more resilient than frenulum.
Wut. You put yours up so that it pokes out the top?
One of the perks of being a grower. Don’t have to worry about that.
Yeah that thing goes into fuckin STANBY MODE ME BOIIIIIII
Optimized for slapping it down on tables to assert dominance.
HR doesn’t let me attend meetings with clients anymore…
Let’s all be honest, slapping in on a table is funny as fuck
HR is too kind… to let you have a job.
Boxer briefs keep it nice and snug. Also the number of times I’ve twisted a fucking nut sleeping in boxers or naked… Ugh. Never again.
How does one twist a but while sleeping. What does that even mean
Nut. Testicle.
Where the fuck else should it go??
Why would you wear pants so tight that you need to choose?
What? They aren’t tight
I love being a joke of a human specimen, it’s a miracle I’m still alive
TIL I responded incorrectly to the command “Dress right: DRESS!” in formation.
Down the leg? I wrap it around my waist
Like any proper gentleman.
KAKAROT!!!
I saw this comment during a server update and couldn’t reply sooner
I throw mine over my shoulder and wear it like an ammunition bandolier.
I curl mine up like a butterfly’s proboscis.
Wind it up like a spring
If you bend the tip just right, it can act like a pogo stick
For your sakes I hope half of you in the comments are joking
