I’m getting Elmer Fudd on my ass this Monday, so, um, that.
Please tell me that he’s gonna be pointing his gun where I think he’s going to. As if he’s expecting Bugs to pop out.
Absolutely
I’m also planning on getting a voice bubble that says “come out of there you wascally wabbit”
Girl I know has a slice of drippy cheese pizza on her arm. Can’t even really give a reason for it.
I like pizza tho
Poorly drawn Cliff Richard seen on a woman’s shoulder in Blackpool (of course).
My brother got Loser down one of his sideburns. Everybody uses it against him every once in a while.
A guy at my work got promoted to manager and celebrated by tattooing the company logo onto his chest. Pretty much everyone had to hold back laughing when he showed it off.
Some nazi shit
I will probably get a lot of flak for that but I would be tempted to say: any tattoo one can’t easily remove.
Don’t get me wrong, there are some wonderful tattoos out there, there is no question about that but isn’t it a bit… presumptuous to think one will like a drawing or a some text inked under their skin… forever? That’s the reason why I never got tattooed.
I have a rule for my tattoos. I design the general idea, on paper, and date it. If I still think it’s a good idea for a tattoo a decade later, I will get it. I have 4 so far.
I quite like this approach :)
I think one of the bigger misunderstandings of why people get tattoos is that they do it “because they will love the image forever.“ It’s more useful to think of it as a snapshot, a permanent time capsule that you can always look at. So yeah, you don’t want to get something you will truly hate to look at later, But your taste evolves and there is a bit of an art to getting something that you will still look back on fondly. Like a poem you wrote in high school that still makes you smile, even if you’re a much better writer now.
Ask people about their tattoos and you’ll often hear them say “I got it because I liked how it looked.” It was that simple. Especially if it’s not their first tattoo.
Thx a lot, it’s very interesting.
Ironic, considering back pieces like this are usually the result of drugs and/or alcohol.
Ironic
I think you misspelled “iconic”
I saw this one kid, with a tattoo of a butt on his butt. He kept pulling his shirt up over his head. He said he was from lake titicaca. That boy wasn’t right.
He said he was from lake titicaca. That boy wasn’t right.
Are you threatening the great Cornholio?
Who are you to Judge?
Someone with no butts on their butt, that’s who.
Have a cousin with a Budweiser logo on her lower back ala “tramp stamp”.
Honestly, I think it’s cringe to have any logo or IP on your body.
I have “Lemmy” tattooed across my elbow
Big Motörhead fan?
Hugely
Mr. Cool ICE 💀
You take that back
I have a distant relative with a traffic light tattooed in the middle of his forehead, just a black rectangle with red, yellow, and green circles.
And on either side he has some graffiti style writing that I’m pretty sure says “con man”
I became aware of him because we share a fairly uncommon last name, and one day police came to my house grasping at straws looking for this guy because he had been breaking into cars, so the basically went to the first person with the same last name they could find to see if we knew where he was.
It was the first time I’d heard of him, we’re not at all close with the extended family. Eventually I looked him up and found his social media with those stupid tattoos.
Not “THE” dumbest, but my older half-sister got a breakup tattoo that said “you’re loss” a couple of years ago… I don’t understand how neither she nor her tattooist took 5 seconds to look up the spelling. And getting a breakup tattoo in the first place is dumb enough.
All tattoos are for degens
I got to ask. What is your trauma around tattoos? People don’t have such strong opinions about what other people do unless there’s some serious weight on their minds.
Just got divorced and found out she slept with each tattoo artist she went to and she spent money we didn’t have on those, making her progressively uglier and trashier in the process and embarrassing me in front of my family because I had to even later borrow money from them to recover from said tattoos
I feel like tattoos can only make you look worse or best case, the same, never better. Told her that during our first date I’m sure and after 10 years she almost had nowhere left on her body left to draw on
Sounds like your problem isn’t tattoos then.
Yeah, tattoo artists from the sounds of it.
degenerate’s a nazi term, man. that’s why people are getting the wrong idea about you.
No way, people commonly use that word where I live
No but being a judgmental prick sure is
Sounds like another person with tattoo regret
Don’t have one but please keep talking
Hell yeah brother prestine skin
Lol ur gross
Feel like he’s about to start mumbling about Clarice
stop being weird. You’re not the fun weird. You’re being Republican weird.
I’m Canadian and voted green party
You don’t have to be a resident of eagle land to be republican weird.
WEIL REINE HAUT REINHAUT
I know a guy who got Abe Simpson crawling out of his butt crack.
You win
Which was the style at the time.
it’ll happen to you.
Meh, that is more funny than dumb, it is normally hidden under clothes.
I have a mustache tattooed above my dick. It was for Movember, so why not there. I don’t take photos in the nude, and I’m happily married to my wife, who finds it funny.
I’m am considering getting a tramp stamp, only as a mustache. My wife does not like it, but gets why I want it, as a joke. We’re also the age when tramp stamps got popular with our friends, so my wife gets the joke.
Obviously you should get “Speak friend and enter” in Elvish.
Really the only sensible comment in this thread
