I would control tons of permanent markers and doodle dick drawings on multiple people’s faces simultaneously.
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Bring down airplanes like Galen Marek did.
I would pull down on grocery bags so they are harder to lift.
Slice bread from a distance?
What about cutting a pear, badly when someone has a perfectly functional knife.
I’d force project myself like a hologram in front of a ton of enemies, get shot at for awhile, but don’t worry I’ll be fine I’m just a force projection. But then it turns out force projecting myself is really hard, so I’ll die anyway about 5 minutes later. That seems peak useless.
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Force poop down people’s ass in the streets.
Some would even have the right for the in and out treatment, so they get crazy getting fucked by their own shit.
Boss: “Good work today. Why don’t you head home a little early.”
Me: uses jedi mind trick “You need me to stay late and run TPS reports.”
I’m going to use Jedi mind tricks on myself.
I use the force trying to itch my Balls unnoticed in the Office. But then accidentally choke them and immediately cum and I release. The spontaneous flow of blood causes an Aneurysm and I die.
Since no one know I used the force it just looked like I spontaneously came so hard I died.
that’s beautiful. leave the world the same way you came.
confused, wet, and sticky.
