I would control tons of permanent markers and doodle dick drawings on multiple people’s faces simultaneously.

  • Libb
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    03 months ago

    Slice bread from a distance?

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    I’d force project myself like a hologram in front of a ton of enemies, get shot at for awhile, but don’t worry I’ll be fine I’m just a force projection. But then it turns out force projecting myself is really hard, so I’ll die anyway about 5 minutes later. That seems peak useless.

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    Force poop down people’s ass in the streets.

    Some would even have the right for the in and out treatment, so they get crazy getting fucked by their own shit.

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    Boss: “Good work today. Why don’t you head home a little early.”

    Me: uses jedi mind trick “You need me to stay late and run TPS reports.”

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    Step 1: Find a house with cats

    Step 2: Make sure the humans are in the vicinity of the cats

    Step 3: Lift the cats up in the air and jedi-mind trick them to meow loudly

    Step 4: Gently put them back on a high platform (like on a table)

    Step 5: ???

    Step 6: Cats get worshipped as deities?

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    I use the force trying to itch my Balls unnoticed in the Office. But then accidentally choke them and immediately cum and I release. The spontaneous flow of blood causes an Aneurysm and I die.

    Since no one know I used the force it just looked like I spontaneously came so hard I died.